A/N: Hey people!!! Hope yew guys are enjoying this so far. Yet again another chapter because I love yew peoples so much! Anyway yeah! Ratings still apply, and so does the comment rule. This one will have a romance starting of a weird kind, if you must know Gaz is involved. Anyway enjoy!!!
Dib slowly opened his eyes, to see bluish-purple eyes staring right back; he did not know how to react. He was going to push Zim off, but instead he found himself bringing him closer. Something about the alien's saliva, maybe the sweet taste, drawn him in.
Finally Dib forced his tongue, into Zim's mouth, and Zim wrapped his snake-like tongue around it. They stayed like that for awhile, as Zim learned ever part of Dib's mouth.
Dib then involuntarily reached his hand to Zim's crouch, once he touched the place though, Zim jumped up and back away, tripping in the yard by the side walk.
Zim was breathing hard, and his face was becoming a darker green, he was blushing.
Dib sat up confused, "Why did you pull away?" He paused, remembering the feeling of Zim's pants, and realizing what he had not and had felt, "And you're female?"
"NO ZIM IS NOT FEMALE!" Zim yelled.
Dib eyed him curiously, "Okay so you have no sexual organs and that was my imagination?"
"No I do have sexual organs." Zim crossed his arms.
"So you are a girl?" Dib smirked.
"No I am not!" Zim yelled. He then tucked his knees up to his chest and eyed Dib, "I am considered for all social purposes, male." He paused, "For all sexual purposes-"
Dib finished it for him, "Female?"
"Yes Dib-stink got it!" Zim growled.
Dib sat there processing this, "So since you for all sexual purposes are female, then-" He trailed off into silence. Then it would not be gay to like him, and then the kisses that they shared would actually not be bad.
"Then?" Asked Zim.
"Then- uh- can we talk about this after skool? I'd like to know more." Asked Dib.
Zim smiled, "Can't stay away from ZIM'S amazing body huh?"
"Nope not at all." Dib smiled.
"Good, then you shall learn." Zim smiled, then stood and began to walk to the skool building, with Dib following close behind.
Gaz-who had skipped skool for the day- was sitting on the sofa, getting into her game slave 4. GIR walked in, and saw her troubles in defeating the vampire piggies.
"HERE LET MEA HELP!" GIR screeched as he grabbed the game.
Gaz growled, "Break it and you die."
He then gave it back to her, "DONE!"
She looked down, waiting to see a big red 'GAME OVER' but instead it was 'LEVEL COMPLETE'. Gaz gasped, "How'd you do that?"
"I justa used my noggin!" He replied, as he jumped off the couch.
"What else are you good at?" Asked Gaz with interest.
"I'ma good at lots of stuff! Video games, cook'n, eat'n, ya know!" GIR answered.
Gaz giggled, "Well let's just see about that."
Later on that day at lunch time, Zim and Dib sat together. Zim just picked at his food, as Dib slowed mouth full's.
Zim growled, "How can you eat this crud?"
Dib shrugged, "I have no clue."
Zim then looked down at the slop, then back to Dib, "Why were you worried about me sexually being female?" He asked.
"Because that's different." Dib paused, "Humans go by their sex, not by their preferences."
"Well if I prefer to be male, can't I?" Zim gave him a cold look.
"Well yeah I guess." Dib answered.
Dib did not like where this conversation was going, and people began to stare at them as the anger and confusion leaked into the air. "Zim, come with me."
Zim nodded and stood, "Fine."
They then threw away the vomit of food, and walked into the boy's restroom. Dib locked the door with a rubber stopper, and leaned on the wall.
"Well, Dib-stink, why did you call me here?" Zim asked, while sitting on the floor.
Dib then knelt in front of Zim and kissed him, Zim pushed him away, "Why did you do that?"
Dib was blushing hotly, "I-I don't know." He needed to change the subject again, "Uh-why have you been moody lately?"
"Because Dib-beast I am an Irken who is in the time of his or her as you might want me to call myself, time where I would usually mate. Without mating though, I will just stay angry till the time passes." He answered.
"How long till it passes?" Dib asked.
"Another year or so. Or until I mate and get impregnated with a smeet, which ZIM might add will never happen." Zim added mater-of-factly.
Dib smirked, knowing that Zim was wrong about the mating part. "So how about your saliva, is it different from human?"
"Yes, my saliva is. See sexually female Irkens have saliva that taste like a sweet snack. The saliva will act as a drug to cause a male of any species to want us, or at least our saliva." Zim answered, he didn't mind these questions, and they would never aid the Earth-beast in capturing him.
"I see." Dib nodded, he actually felt those effects, he wanted more of Zim, and he wanted more of every inch of him. Suddenly he blacked out and when his mind straightened he found himself on top of Zim. His lips were pressed onto Zim's passionately.
Zim bit Dib's tongue, forcing Dib to take it out, "What are you doing, get off!" Zim yelled.
Dib then reached for Zim's wig, and took it off. He then began to lick Zim's antenna.
Zim did a shuddering sound yet again, and then began to purr once more. Dib knew he had him now.
Dib then began to undress Zim, until Zim had nothing on. Zim then shredded Dib's clothes a bit, as he tried to get then off of him.
Once they were both naked, Dib noted that Zim did in fact have the body of a girl. He smirked, and decided it was now or never. He picked up Zim, and pushed him against a wall, forcing Zim to saddle him.
He dug himself deep into the Irken, who in return arched his back, allowing more of Dib to go in. Once Dib was completely in he slowly came out, then before going completely out he shoved himself back in. Each thrust made the purrs of Zim grow louder, but he did not moan like Dib had wanted him to. So Dib did it harder, but still no moan.
Zim was trying his hardest not to submit to Dib, he knew once he did, he would most likely lose any dominance in their complicated relationship.
Dib kept thrusting, harder. It became harder for him to contain the liquid that wanted to burst forth and drench the insides of Zim.
Finally Zim began to gasp; he had finally reached his climax, and was still being pounded into. Dib tried and tried but it was no use, he finally allowed himself to climax, which in turn made Zim moan Dib's name.
"Dib!" He moaned loudly, not being able to contain himself, as Dib's seed coated his insides.
They both fell to the floor, both gasping for air.
"That was- different." Commented Dib.
"Y-yeah." Zim agreed. Zim then got an angered expression on his face, "Why did you do that!"
"I don't know!" Dib paused, and then smirked, "You liked it."
"LIES!" Zim yelled.
"Well since you are stronger than me why didn't you just kick me away?" Dib asked, smirk growing.
"I- uh- I-." He paused, "LIES!"
Zim then shoved Dib off of him and collected his Wig and put it on. The they both collected their clothes and dressed, not speaking a word.
"Hurry up in there!" Yelled a kid from outside, who just made them hurry.
They both walked out to find that it was a couple of hours later, and that it was pretty much time to go home. As they both turned to walk away, they could hear a boy yell about some strange liquid on the floor, which Dib took to be the love juices that he and Zim made.
Dib sighed, and then they began to walk home, without a word.