WARNING THIS CHAPTER CONTAINS THE TALLEST!!! PARTY LIKE A MONKEY!!!
WARNING ALSO THIS CHAPTER IS SUPPOSED TO BE REALLY SHORT!!!!
Zim pat the head of Stormy who- after her fit of rage- had fallen asleep in Zim's Laboratory. Zim decided that now would be the perfect time for him to call his tallest, and give then a full report.
He began the transmission. The tallest purple answered, "Hello? Oh- hi Zim."
The tallest red sighed, "What do you want Zim?"
Zim smiled triumphantly, "Hello my Tallest! I have called to give you a report of-"
"Objection, someone's make'n donuts!" Purple intervened as he ran out of the picture.
Zim stared quietly at the screen; he could see the annoyance on Red's face. Zim tugged at his collar, "Well- um- yes- well as Zim was saying, and I have retrieved more information on humans and am here to give a full report."
Red stood there, his face seemed to be in the matter of figuring something out, and he finally spoke after a moment, "Zim? What happened to your face?"
"Well- I- I got attacked by- by a pack- of- wild dog-beast?" He tried.
Red seemed to consider this a moment before asking, "Who is that person behind of you?" He pointed towards Stormy.
"Well she's- um- a human who teaches me about humans and their weaknesses. She even helps me fit in better to well- seem normal?" He tried, even if he was not completely lying.
"I see." Red nodded. Purple came back into view stuffing his face with donuts and other snacks. He stopped at looked at Stormy, "Who's that person?"
Red sighed, "I'll tell you later.
Purple growled, "Well what if I want to know now?"
Zim could tell that they must have been fighting a lot lately, or at least more than usual. "I can call back later." He said, making Purple jump, he had forgotten about him being there.
"Um- just tell us what you have found." Purple sighed.
"Okay, well-" Zim told them everything that has been going on recently, leaving out private parts, but still giving away most of the information. "So that is what Zim has found." He finished.
"So what you are saying is that Stormy girl has the characteristics of Irken female elite? How dangerous is she?" Asked Red.
"She did this to my face for starters." Zim answered.
Red gave off a confused look, "I thought you said wild dog-beast did that."
"Well um- they did- um- rip my pants?" He tried, Zim then began to twirl his antenna around his fingers.
Both tallest stared at him, for a long moment.
"How tall is she?" Asked Purple.
"I would say about 5ft 5 in human measurements. Why do you ask?" Zim answered.
Purple gave off an evil smirk which was unlike the tallest, "Reasons, Zim. I have my reasons."